Favorite: Gibson. Not the most creative choice, but the man is a born killer. He's basically been training his whole life for the Hunger Games: he hunts all the time, plays a lot of COD, chucks frogs in the fire, and disembowels cats. The rest of us would have to gang up on him to have any chance.
Dark Horse: Scott Furman. Scott doesn't fear anything. He's sustained major injuries jumping off his swingset and riding a lawnmower down the hill by his house. His apparent disregard for pain could keep him fighting when other competitors would just give up.
No Chance: Alex Hershey. Hershey seems cold and calculating on the outside, but he has a heart of gold. He wouldn't hurt a fly. Plus, he's slow to react to new developments.
Feel free to post your own predictions in the comments.
I'd put my money on Mitch Freeman, Eagle Scout, Merman, nature enthusiast, with a body build to survive. Mitch's girlfriend has her own weapons cache which means he is experienced with whatever weapon they leave him. I think he could outlast Gibson espescially in a game stadium similar to the second book.
ReplyDeleteMy dark horse is Steven Forney another of the league's Eagle Scouts. He can run for days and I hear he is as a good as Peeta at camoflauge. Unless he's killed at the start I wouldn't count him out.
No chance Santiago Martinez makes it more than one night. He's tall, slow, and skinny. Those aren't really good survival or fighting traits. Santi might even be first to die.
My guess for who would the CML Hunger Games is Zach Elenchin. He is a gorilla in the body of a bear. His muscles can be used to take down anyone or anything that may hold him back. His speed is matched by few, while his strength is matched by none. Zac has experience stalking and killing for food and he may or may not have experience eating human flesh.
ReplyDeleteMy dark horse is Jesse Lincoln. Jesse has been cultivating mass for such an event, and when the time is right he will begin to harvest said mass. Have you ever tried to move him? The man is like a brick wall. He is experienced in man hunting, and look out for his special mark, the "gorilla mask."
Jake Lincoln stands no chance. He has bad ankle and a heavy frame. Those things to not go well together. He is also a sissy and his scent will attract bears.
The bears can smell the menstration
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ReplyDeleteFavorite: Felipe Grind to da Max Jones-Herrera. He hails from the underdeveloped land of Chile. This desolate and criminally active area has been this kids stomping ground for years. Felipe has been smuggling drugs for years so his anus is a virtual backpack; he will be able to store excess food in that bad boy. If Jones-Herrera could be translated into English it would literally mean him who slays tigers with his bare hands then opens that dead beast up only to live inside of that dead carcass. If Felipe loses this game it will only be because he has quit or his green card has been revoked.
Dark Horse: Nick Ayers (nayers) has been skinning rabbits since the tender age of 2 days #bornkiller. Also on many occasions he has referenced gypsum which leads me to believe he has learned the dark arts of witch-craft. He is also able to cry on command which will tug on some heart strings and may be able to get himself a second chance; also tears are an excellent source of nutrients. Since his heritage is under review then his parents and ancestors will never be taken hostage. Or Josiah Ott he is centaur.
No Chance: Santiago also know as Mr. Panda Paws by those who have seen him demolish entire gallons of this delicious ice cream while watching The Notebook, and the Vow as well as re-runs of the Golden Girls. Having no wildlife experience I think that he will die within the hour of being selected, either from shock, or panda paws withdrawal, or a panda paws overdose. Santiago will be killed most likely by Jones-Herrera and then hollowed out and made into a tent or a coat.
Favorite: Chris Rigas. Twaan may have a soft, delicate exterior, but inside, this furry monster has the ferocity of a dragon. Rumors have it that he brews his strictly metal diet into a molten material, and has even been known to breath it out; much like a dragon. But that's not all. Twaan's inpenetrable scoliosis brace gives him an edge in defense, while leaving him remotely agile. Twaan's awful temper, fire-breathing ability, and his diamond covered shell will leave him as my favorite.
ReplyDeleteDark Horse: Hershey. This kid has literally been known to shoot loaded weapons at people.... #ThatShitCray But his Hersey's fond love of his dog will leave him homesick, and probably at high risk of committing suicide.
No Chance: Austin Ricke
My favorite for the CML hunger games is the one and only Mr. Maxnord. He is like a cornered python when put in life or death situations. He will have endless goats at his disposal for food and, if he is creative, shelter. And when he's pushed, killings as easy as breathing.
ReplyDeleteMy dark horse for the games would have to be Alex Furman. His swiftness and agility is just unfair and makes everyone else look like a quadrapalegic. I also hear that he is very good with a bow and is a better survival expert than a green beret.
The one with no chance in the games would obviously be Jim. He is just too slow and doesn't pay much attention. He is also a fairly large target for Furmans bow and, frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if he tripped off of the beginning platform and break his neck.
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