Santiago Martinez was caught smooching Jason Gibson's ladyfriend. This is sure to create tension between the Woodchucks and the Juggalos. When I asked Martinez for a comment on the incident he said, "That's my bad. In my defense, it's kind of hard to keep track of Gibson's women. Maybe he should mark them in some way so we know to steer clear. How about a hat?"
Commissioner Hutch is a closeted hermaphrodite. (Thanks for the tip Woodchucks Fan)
Mitch Freeman lost his favorite blankie. He is very upset.
After his huge performance in the preseason, Steven Forney has tested positive for steroids.
The Crimson Chins are experiencing some team dissension after their embarassing preseason loss. Zach Elenchin is considering leaving the pact.
I've also heard that Alex Furman isn't happy with his number of touches.
ReplyDeleteI also heard that Twaan lost his dignity, it's stilling laying on the Furman's court.
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