It was a dark day for the CML. The story of the Crimson Chins, which had been so uplifting at the beginning of the season, has turned sour. Their conduct before, during, and after their 33-14 loss to the 872 Juggalos was an embarrassment to the CML. For some reason, they thought it was OK to stand on the court while the Woodchucks-Dams game was in progress. They didn't necessarily do anything morally wrong during their own game, but their play was just abominable. Between their turnovers, (Mr. Sherry commented that they were nearly all unforced) several goal-tending calls, and a couple beached whales, the Chins put together a performance that could only be described as Woodchuck-esque. But the worst was yet to come. After the game, Chins players Jesse Lincoln and JT Maynard attempted to falsify the statsheet, giving themselves inflated totals in points and steals. Fortunately they were caught, and the correct totals were restored. The CML commissioners will be deciding on appropriate disciplinary action.
Gibson- 21 pts, 14 rebs, 2 steals, 1 3pm
Hershey- 8 pts, 5 rebs, 2 asts, 2 blks
Brown- 4 pts, 8 rebs, 1 ast, 1 stl
Maynard- 3 pts, 3 rebs,1 3pm
Lincoln- 3 pts, 2 rebs, 2 asts, 1 blk, 1 3pm
Ott- 6 pts, 5 rebs, 3 blks
Elenchin- 2 pts, 4 rebs, 1 blk
Give them the death penalty. Hang JT and give Jesse the electric chair
ReplyDeleteHow about a well written apology instead?
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