Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Zach Cumby is super-excited for his game tomorrow.
An interview* with the Rancheros’ point guard.
Q: Are you ready for your game tomorrow?
Zach: I’m like, super-excited. It’s, like, even more exciting than when I almost tried to sneak into that Justin Bieber concert.
Q: How do you feel about JT Maynard?
Zach: I used to totally love him, but then Jake told me that JT told Colin that my new Uggs looked like wet squirrels. Can you believe that? So now I totally hate him.
Q: How do you feel about Zach Elenchin?
Zach: I love him! We’re, like, bffs. (looks at phone, gasps) I hate him!
Q: How do you feel about Jesse Lincoln?
Zach: Don’t even go there. He is so dead to me (makes a “z” in the air with snaps).
Q: What was your best moment in sports?
Zach: Once, during a basketball game, this cute girl was totally checking me out. Then I made a double-field goal.
Q: I like your hair. When did you start dyeing it?
Zach: This is my natural color! (storms out)
*By interview, I mean I made up all his answers.
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Haha o creative old twaan, the real Zach Cumby will be signing autographs after the preseason games tomorrow for all you ladies. GO RANCHEROS!
ReplyDeleteAlthough his team is riding the cloud it's still good to see Zach Cumby down to earth like I know him to be. Good read.
ReplyDeleteDuh, anybody would be signing autographs if they scored a double-field goal.
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