Tuesday, March 6, 2012
7 Bold Predictions
1. Santiago Martinez will have a break-out season. His crossover is so slow, it’s mesmerizing.
2. The Primrose Lane Roses will change their name to something less stupid.
3. Jason Gibson will surprise everyone and make the all academic team. He is really buckling down on his schoolwork.
4. Mitch Freeman will demand a new contract. It will stipulate that he be paid in gold stars, instead of rainbow stickers.
5. Alex Hershey will lead the league in rebounds. His arms are freakishly long and his eyes can pierce your very soul.
6. The Austin Dams will be implicated in a point-shaving scandal, but Aaron VanSickles will disappear mysteriously before he can testify in court.
7. The Chincredible Hulks will make a pact that works in three ways. First, no girlfriends. Second, no drugs. Third, no dunking.
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Funniest thing I've read all day! Rumor has it that prediction #2 is slowly coming true. Santiago will certainly be helping out the Woodlawn Woodchucks with his hypnotizing handles. Will be exciting to see how this all pans out.
ReplyDeleteBravo my friend and the Chincredible Hulks have changed their name to the Crimson Chins
ReplyDeletehaha hilarious#twaanistheman
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