For this year's rankings, we talked to one player from each team to help us identify their teams' strengths and weaknesses, then we provided our own take on the quote. See if you can guess which player made the comment, then check the answer key at the bottom to see how many you got right.
1. Farringdon Vortex
Roster: John Michael Rigas, Clayton Wilson, Ethan Hite, Scott Furman, and Kyle Bova
Quote: "Was I the first pick?"
The Vortex are easily the most talented team, but they may have some alpha dog issues.
2. Back Road Packers
Roster: Garrett Russell, Andrew Rigas, JT Maynard, Alex Hershey, and Josiah Ott
Quote: "I went to goat rehab this offseason. I never knew that so many other people had the same problem as me. They didn't want the withdrawal to be too bad, so they gave me a series of smaller and smaller mammals to care for. I've been through dogs, cats, foxes, and bats."
Hint: http://coudersportminihoopleague.blogspot.com/2012/03/mr-maxnords-farm.html
This player's well-publicized improvement made him one of the most expensive players in the draft, and he should help the Packers to a successful season.
3. Rubbertown Gloves
Roster: Tim McCusker, Colin Mahon, Forest Tuttle, Caden Whitman, and Mitch Freeman
Qupte: "Nobody even boobs fell out."
The Gloves will be a great rebounding and defensive team, but their Wonderlics leave something to be desired.
4. Woodlawn Woodchucks
Roster: Alex Furman, Darren Keglovitz, Michael Chambers, Jesse Lincoln, and Philip Andrus
Quote: "He's a monster!" (Referring to Darren Keglovitz' 77-inch wingspan)
Darren and Philip Andrus will need to have productive seasons for the Woodchucks to do better than last year's debacle.
5. Route 6 Rancheros
Roster: Alex Hutcheson, Jeremy Sedorchuck, Jacob Lincoln, Zach Cumby, and Jason Betrand
Quote: "I hate Bertrand."
The Rancheros have the potential to be a very good team, but they may have some chemistry issues.
6. Hebron 28ers
Roster: Chris Rigas, Kyle Clay, Aaron Van Sickles, Jeffery McManus, and Zach Elenchin
Quote: "How could you do this to me Twaan?"
Even their own players know that the 28ers are in for an uphill battle after their captain, Chris Rigas, failed miserably in the draft.
Answer Key: 1. Ethan Hite, 2. JT Maynard, 3. Mitch Freeman, 4. Jesse Lincoln, 5. Jacob Lincoln, 6. Jeffery McManus
Remember to tell us how many you got right in the comments, and feel free to post your own power rankings.
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