James Thaddeus Maxnord IV is famous for his exploits on the basketball court, but his true passion lies elsewhere. At his house in the countryside near Coudersport, the Crimson Chins' point guard raises 13 goats. He spends virtually every waking moment caring for his goats, and he spares no expense. The whole nine yards, if you will. Every Christmas he gives them each a hand-knitted sweater. The grass they sleep on is special bluegrass imported from Kentucky, the same kind that is used by major league baseball teams in the outfield.
As a child, James Thaddeus was a bit socially awkward. "The other kids picked on him," says his mother. "They kept calling him JT. Such a vulgar name." One day, James Thaddeus' parents took him to a petting zoo. The moment boy and goat made eye contact, there was a connection. "His eyes were so comforting and understanding," says James. "I knew I had found a true friend." At their son's insistence, the Maxnords bought the goat from the petting zoo. Then, they acquired a female goat, and soon after, babies. The youngest goats James cares for today are the great-grandchildren of his first friends.
"Goats are beautiful, intelligent animals," says James Thaddeus. "I think they understand me better than people do. Sometimes the only thing that gets me through the day is knowing that my goats will be waiting at the door to welcome me home." His Crimson Chin teammates are understanding of his passion, if a little amused. Says Jesse Lincoln, "James is a very talented player, so we accept the fact that he's a complete nutcase."
"Goats are beautiful, intelligent animals," says James Thaddeus. "I think they understand me better than people do. Sometimes the only thing that gets me through the day is knowing that my goats will be waiting at the door to welcome me home." His Crimson Chin teammates are understanding of his passion, if a little amused. Says Jesse Lincoln, "James is a very talented player, so we accept the fact that he's a complete nutcase."
This explains his lack of scoring this year, the goat milk must make his hands too slippery
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