Whenever the CML commissioners are confronted by a particularly perplexing problem, they call in their private detective, Kirstyn Whitman. This Saturday they began to wonder, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"I could just cut them both open and count the rings, but I don't want to harm them," said Kirstyn. "Fortunately, I can use simple logic to deduce which came first. It's just a question of which is older. Now, what else is old?"
"Trees?" guessed Alex.
"Twaan?" said Hutch (Then he laughed at his own joke as if it wasn't the 749th time that he had told it).
"Old people?" guessed Twaan.
"That's right Twaan!" said Kirstyn. "Now, what do old people do?"
"Forget things?" ventured Twaan.
"Talk loudly?" guessed Alex.
"That's right!" said Kirstyn.
"So to find out which one came first..." Hutch said, thinking hard. "We just have to figure out which one is louder. Wow Kirstyn, you are brilliant. You've saved the day again."
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